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TOTEN HERZEN are the band who sit at the centre of the TotenUniverse. Click the diagram above to learn more about the rock band that refused to die and how they sit within a wider European conspiracy.


PROMOTIONAL DATES FOR THE MALANDANTI WORLD TOUR

NEWS: 17/09/2015 – all dates for Toten Herzen’s Malandanti World Tour are now either sold out, cancelled or banned. Tickets for the Folkfest folk festival, cancelled due to a misunderstanding, will be reimbursed.

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2-malandanti---v1The second novel is out.

Toten Herzen Malandanti is available in ebook format from the usual suspects.

Read more and find out where to buy (and in the process change your life forever because there’s some weird shit going on) HERE

Actually, why should you buy it? After all, we don’t buy what we need, we buy what we want and nobody wants to be dragged against their will into the biggest European hoax for four hundred years.

In a recent interview in the The Independent newspaper, Dee Vincent said, ‘It’s all been a huge mistake.’

 

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1-we-are-toten-herzen---v1You can now read ‘We Are Toten Herzen,’ the only authorised biographical account of the band’s comeback.

UK writer Chris Harrison follows Toten Herzen’s progress from initial announcement to their first concert in 35 years at the Ahoy Arena, Rotterdam in December 2013.

“He’s just said Susan Bekker’s Flying V would look better if she wore it over her face. Hashtag, metal sucks, Toten Herzen fuck off and die, old hags. Charming.”

Read more and find out where to buy (possibly the first and last chance to avoid irreversible catastrophe) HERE

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